February 2012
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man, I wish SHINee focused more on R&B
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이룰 수 없는 사랑도 사랑이니까
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I guess sometimes people just grow apart. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, people just change. Let’s not live in the past, quit pretending everything’s currently okay and move on.
I just made a protein shake and now I want to see a video of someone putting their hand in a blender
Mickey
I hate you
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solaravadamkii:
I think Ash is going to all these regions not to be a pokemon master but to find his father.
wellalright:
it sucks when you look at the date and you think, “oh, it’s so and so’s birthday…” and you’re like, “oh shit, i told my brain not to think about them anymore because it’s getting pathetically past the point where it’s okay to still be thinking of them,” but too late! because in that time you’ve already imagined what they’re doing and how they are and how they probably look at the...
WHY CANT ROSS AND RACHEL JUST WORK OUT
WHY, DAMMIT
WHYYYYY
January 2012
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forward 7 months: I’ve only seen you once I...
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Listen
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"Louie"
LOUIE: So what's up, man?
EDDIE: Okay, look. I know I burned our bridge, you know? We're old friends and all that, hurray. But I have no bridges left. I've burned all the bridges, I've burned the roads, I've burned the trails. I've burned the hiking path. It's all gone.
LOUIE: So what do you need?
EDDIE: I don't need anything. I just wanna talk to you. I wanna tell you something.
LOUIE: Okay.
EDDIE (mocking): Okay? Okay?
LOUIE: Yeah, I'm listening. Go ahead.
EDDIE: Look, man -- I'm cashing in. I'm done. I'm forty-shit years old. I got nothing; I got nobody. I don't want anything. I don't want anybody. And that's the worst part, when the want goes. That's bad. I mean suffering is one thing, or not having is one thing -- but when you just don't care anymore? You know, I've gone soft in the last three pussies I've been in. You get to a point where you don't... maybe it's time to put a period at the end of my whatever this was.
LOUIE: So you're gonna quit comedy?
EDDIE: How dense are you? Comedy? Who gives a shit about comedy, man?
LOUIE: Well then, what are you talking about?
EDDIE: My life. I'm going to end it.
(LOUIE is shocked.)
EDDIE: I went to a doctor -- listen to me. I went to a doctor, and I was just trying to get a scrip for Ambien. And I'm bullshitting the guy, you know the whole "fear of flying" nonsense, like I've ever been on a plane in my career, and the doctor gets a look on his face like he knows. Like he's gonna chuck me out of the office. (Beat, then reaches into his pocket.) All of a sudden, he gives me these. (Holding medicine bottle.) It's phenomedrine.
LOUIE: What is it?
EDDIE: He tells me "Only take one of these a week." It's like the strongest, most dangerous shit this side of Bangkok. He tells me "Do not take more than one; two of these will stop your heart."
LOUIE (in disbelief): A doctor gave you that?
EDDIE: Yeah. It made no sense at first. I mean look at me. You're gonna take one look at me, you're gonna give me these with a verbal warning?
LOUIE: Why would he do that?
EDDIE: Because he TOOK one look at me and he realized that's the only prescription that's gonna improve my life. That's death.
LOUIE: Jesus Christ, Eddie.
EDDIE: No. The guy's right. I mean, the guy probably deserves a Nobel Prize. And I don't need a second opinion. I'm going to Maine, I'm gonna do my show, get a lobster roll maybe, get a motel room, and then throw three of these things down my head with some cognac.
LOUIE: Why are you here telling me this right now?
EDDIE: I don't know. I guess I just wanted to say goodbye to someone. If I leave a note, it's just gonna get burned with my clothes. So I figured you for the one guy that I could say "Adios" to.
LOUIE: Eddie, this is bullshit. You can't kill yourself.
EDDIE: Oh yes I can -- I have a note from my doctor.
LOUIE: I don't give a shit what that guy said -- you can't do that.
EDDIE: And why can't I do that?
LOUIE: Because! (Loss for words.)
EDDIE: Louie, look me in the eye and tell me I have one good reason to live.
(Long pause, then--)
LOUIE: No.
EDDIE: See, you got nothing.
LOUIE: No, Im not playing that. I'm not doing it.
EDDIE: What do you mean?
LOUIE: I mean fuck you, man. I got my reasons to live. I worked hard to figure out what they are. I'm not just handing them to you, okay? I mean, you want a reason to live, have a drink of water, and get some sleep, wake up in the morning and try again like everybody else does.
EDDIE: Yeah, yeah -- tough love.
LOUIE: No -- NO love. Okay? More like tough not giving a shit anymore, Eddie. If you wanna tap out 'cause your life is shit, you know what? It's not your life. It's LIFE. It's life is bigger than you. If you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess -- it's something that you take part in. And you witness.
EDDIE (laughing): You are so excited right now. That you get to give the big speech. You would love to be the guy that talks this loser -- who you never think about -- out of suicide, so you can feel better about yourself. (Beat.) This is not about you, Louie. It's just me saying goodbye, it was nice to know you when I knew you.
LOUIE: You know, you're laying all this shit on me --
(Arguing couple walks by, interrupting them; they share a short laugh.)
LOUIE: Listen man, I -- I haven't seen you in 20 years. And you're right -- I don't think much about you. I hope you don't... kill yourself. I really do. (Beat.) But I gotta go home. I gotta pick up my kids in the morning.
(They shake hands, and hug.)
LOUIE: Good luck in Maine, okay?
(One last exchange of glances, before LOUIE walks away, and EDDIE drives off.)
Just read Connecticut as Coconut…
My motto:
buttsbutts:
If you never put any effort into anything, people will think you have potential if you were to try.
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There Will Be Tears (Frank Ocean cover) - JENI...
Watchjvanling:
kristenatheart:
saveusscott:
glamorous-fashionxo:
whensparksflyy:
gqny:
thats 70’s show ‘the end’
Holy shit I got so emotional
red crying. that… that hurt omgosdefgertrre
Best. Show. Ever. Greatest Cast for a sitcom.
WHYYYYYYYYYY :’( this will alway remain my favorite show
Lost it when I saw Red cry. This is a fantastic show. Always will be.
God I love watching...
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thechosenjuan:
if you want nice abs just do dragon flags
that’s all. You’re welcome
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Watchjappyj:
all for your smile by stumbleine
instrumental happiness
More like this is making me so sad and I don’t know why but that won’t stop me from listening but seriously WHY? oh well I like this holy fuck I’m miserable
I just watched the Earthlings trailer
FUCK
Why did God make animals so delicious? WHY? What a dick.
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I need to talk to you and coincidentally, it’s basically a repeat of why we started talking in the first place
but we haven’t talked in a really long time
this coincidence will probably be looked at as a gimmick to talk to you
somebody take away Saulo’s internet
Watchgod
keeping friends is hard
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I don’t know how to be anything other than alone when I’m sad
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this whole drug sweep thing is going to divide my family even more…
viaaaeterno asked: Do you think you could go through life without eating meat?
seriously America step your steakhouse game up
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viaaaeterno:
Via Aeterno: honeygash: viaaaeterno: I hate when people tell me that I should be…
honeygash:
honeygash:
viaaaeterno:
I hate when people tell me that I should be vegan. I’m Brazilian, it’s biologically impossible for someone of my ethnic background to be vegan (or even vegetarian). Brazilians need meat to survive, don’t vegans understand that?
This is by and far the...
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I love how everyone acts like DBZ fillers are...
kawaiistep:
When Naruto puts on episodes full of shit that has nothing to do with the main story , and you kids eat that shit up lol
a-fucking-men
jeffbernat:
It’s nice when you and an ex-lover can still talk and kick it without things being awkward.
Julian this album is perfect
Last night I had three episodes of sleep paralysis
It was awesome
except for the whole waking up tired part and no recollection of any dreams
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